A couple of days back there were numerous media outlets hinting that President Obama stole the election theme "Forward" from Chinese Communist Chairman Mao and other Communists. Mao's theme "Great Leap Forward", President Obama's theme "Forward".
Strikingly similar, in fact they're identical. There is absolutely no clear difference between the two. Obama is definitely a Communist. Quick, hurry, notify all your rightwing friends about this! Obama has come out of the closet and finally admitted just in time for the election that he is in fact a – COMMUNIST! OMG! Call Rush Limbaugh!
Why would the POTUS be so obvious in his desire to turn America into a Communist nation? Well, because he doesn’t want Republican Governor Scott Walker to turn the great state of Wisconsin into a Communist state before he gets to turn the whole country into a Communist nation! There must be order, after all that’s what Communists believe in most. Order!
After Gov. Scott Walker heard about President Obama’s “Forward” campaign he was livid! Outraged I tell you! So Walker gathered all his rightwing, union busting, fund raiding, and teacher firing comrades and demanded: “Get me a “Forward” theme and get it right now! I’ll be damned if this liberal Democrat president is going to be a better Communist than me! I’ve been a hard core, devoted Communist my entire life and now that, that, that, EEEEEEWWWW! Where the hell is my “Forward” ad campaign?”
And so the Walker comrade put together a “Forward” campaign! It’s true, both President Obama and Gov. Walker are communists! But Walker gets the edge - the Wisconsin state slogan is “Forward” and has been since 1851!